My Evil Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.